Pathetic Pirates – Join Us for the Winter Nexus Hunt!
Seek shelter from the snowstorm at our temporary POS-camp, thaw beside the campfire, then undock with fellow hunters. The universe is cold — but our fleet isn't.
Warm + adventurous
About our Winter Nexus operations
Pathetic Pirates creates a cozy, pirate-forward camp in the middle of the storm. We scan, defend, craft hot cocoa, and throw snowballs at anyone who decloaks within 100km.
Campfire POS vibes
We anchor a temporary camp in the storm, keep the fire stoked, and make sure everyone has a place to thaw between timers.
Side-by-side hunting
Filaments, roaming, and on-grid support. We fly tight, share intel, and split loot with a smile.
New + veteran friendly
Fresh capsuleer or long-time pirate — if you enjoy laughing on comms while the snow rages, you belong.
Winter Nexus focus
We live in the seasonal storms: boosters, ice belts, and storm-laced anomalies that keep our holds full.
Recruitment
Join the campfire crew
Our requirements are light; our fleets are cozy. Whether you fly frigates, logi, or just want to mine ice while we sing shanties, you'll have a home.
What we ask
- A microphone and willingness to hang out on comms
- Interest in Winter Nexus storms (new or veteran pilots welcome)
- Positive attitude; pirate humor appreciated
- No mandatory pap links — just show up and fly cozy
How to join
Fleet Schedule & Operations
Weekly ops, Winter Nexus timers, and live pings
Regular form-ups, quick reaction pings, and Winter Nexus timers tracked in one cozy place. Keep an eye on the live status to see what's undocking next.
Meet the crew
Real pilots, ready to undock with you
A few of the pirates tending the winter campfire. Say hi in Discord and you will meet them in fleet within minutes.
Keeps the campfire warm and the hulls greener.
Eyes on the next filament and first into the storm.
Calls targets, hands out surprises, keeps morale high.
Stories from the campfire
Fleet logs
We filaments into a blizzard pocket, hugged the campfire between jumps, and volleyed snowballs at a Machariel before slipping away.
Two stealth bombers tried to light our marshmallows on fire. They became the marshmallows.
Contact & Join
Warm up at our campfire
Hop into comms, ping us in game, or toss a snowball at our POS shield. We'll scoop you up and hand you cocoa.